Sunday, November 30, 2008

Pixels For Pistols (Disarm the Masses in Preparation for Martial Law)


What was the purpose of this program? Responsible liscenced gun owners handed in firearms to police in return for digital cameras. Ridiculously enough, all the pistols collected were insignificant in the fight against gun crimes on Toronto streets. I'll assume the Toronto Police Force did their research, and applied a little bit of common sense in the developemnt of their 'Pixels for Pistols' program.

I can assure the implementation of this scheming plan had only two purposes.

First, it was excellent PR in the war against gang and gun related crimes. Unfortunately, those who know the 'score' are clearly aware this program was completely useless in their so called fight against the bad guys.

Second, for those who have been observant or have even the slightest inkling of the steady deterioration of our privacy, rights and freedoms, disarming masses of responsible citizens is key to easing the transition towards martial law!

Sounds like paranoia? You are intelligent enough to draw your own conclusions!

I just might be paranoid!


Monday, November 3, 2008

Someone Real


Flared are my nostrils for the world to mock
Crossed are my eyes for children to tease
Damaged are my neurons that fire randomly
Yet I am blessed with 'Jaws like' teeth

Large is my skull which keeps me unbalanced
Thin are my legs without an ounce of meat
Weak are me arms which leave me defenceless
Yet I'm blessed with good hair, always tidy and neat

Butthead is just what he is, which is why he brings comfort to many. Look into his eyes and tell me what you see? Just a simple dude in a chaotic world.