Chumpness!

Who takes the cake for the biggest chump? Earning a label of 'chumpness' is not an easy task. I am a chump when I don't follow through because I've chosen not to, not because I am unable to. A chump is like a chimpanzee who chooses not to eat his dinner because it wasn't served with syrup on the side.

We've all been chumps at one time or another. Chumpness is normal and occurs universally at every given moment. Over time, repeated chumpness will define us. Some of us are born chumps, genetically programmed to chump untill our last days.

In the short term , the recipient of chump behaviour appears most affected. But it is in the long term where the chumper loses, absent of completeness and peace.

Stimuli which trigger chumpness are infinite. The processing of this stimuli is also key and varies from among individuals. This processing is molded both by environment and DNA blueprinting.

Being a chump is understandable and excuseble when grace is present, but an overload of chumpness is toxic regardless of which angle you look at it. A chump free world is a more wholesome world!

To Follow, To Learn, And To Become

Erich Fromm:
Infantile love follows the principle: "I love because I am loved."Mature love follows the principle: "I am loved because I love."Immature love says: "I love you because I need you."Mature love says: "I need you because I love you."

"What's meant to be will always find a way"
Trisha Yearwood

Friedrich Nietzsche:
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

"Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptance, even celebration of another's personhood"
Karen Casey

"In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love you want the other person".
Margaret Anderson

Bible:
Love is patient, love is kind.It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.It is not rude, it is not self-seeking.It is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth.It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.Love never fails.I Corinthians 13:4-8

Carl Jung:
Where love rules, there is no will to power; and where power predominates, there love is lacking. The one is the shadow of the other.

Barbara De Angelis:
Love and kindness are never wasted. They always make a difference. They bless the one who receives them, and they bless you, the giver.

Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.
Ambrose Bierce

The Most Secret of Secrets

From behind the cloak they reek

Carying out self-designated roles

Plotting my fate and yours

Straight faced with tainted righteousness

The secrets they hold, they hoard

In the wrong hands they have fallen

Where many lives have sacraficed

In the name of God?, or in the name of men?

We look the other way

Those neon lights shine oh so bright

They make their moves

Slithery men reeking of cowardiceness

Judge to your pits' content

Of those who will die or live

Prepare though, for one thing is clear

Existence always finds it's balance

"A heart that aches is truly full of life"

Pixels For Pistols (Disarm the Masses in Preparation for Martial Law)

What was the purpose of this program? Responsible liscenced gun owners handed in firearms to police in return for digital cameras. Ridiculously enough, all the pistols collected were insignificant in the fight against gun crimes on Toronto streets. I'll assume the Toronto Police Force did their research, and applied a little bit of common sense in the developemnt of their 'Pixels for Pistols' program.

I can assure the implementation of this scheming plan had only two purposes.

First, it was excellent PR in the war against gang and gun related crimes. Unfortunately, those who know the 'score' are clearly aware this program was completely useless in their so called fight against the bad guys.

Second, for those who have been observant or have even the slightest inkling of the steady deterioration of our privacy, rights and freedoms, disarming masses of responsible citizens is key to easing the transition towards martial law!

Sounds like paranoia? You are intelligent enough to draw your own conclusions!

I just might be paranoid!

Someone Real

Flared are my nostrils for the world to mock

Crossed are my eyes for children to tease

Damaged are my neurons that fire randomly

Yet I am blessed with 'Jaws like' teeth

Large is my skull which keeps me unbalanced

Thin are my legs without an ounce of meat

Weak are me arms which leave me defenceless

Yet I'm blessed with good hair, always tidy and neat

Butthead is just what he is, which is why he brings comfort to many. Look into his eyes and tell me what you see? Just a simple dude in a chaotic world.

For the Special

Why do I feel this rain

Falling on me

Then let me wash away with it

And be part of something real

Let me float away

No one needs to know I'm afraid

These are not tears

Only drops of rain

Did I make you smile?

I pray that I did

At least one time

A moment when our hearts were still

I want to feel

What a heart was meant to feel

So take my hand.... God

And let a broken heart heal

"The light at the end of the tunnel may be you"

Aerosmith

Stephen Harper (New World Order/ Bilderberg Group)

What a pile of horse shit. I saw the latest television ad for the PC party. It did nothing but confirm the truth of the stupidity that is the world of politics. The fools who volunteered or were paid to lie or improvise on national television were pathetic at best. Harpers melo-dramatic playboy pose and superficial grin was equally moronic.

Everything is FIXED! Your votes mean nothing and never will. Politics is an adult version of playground bullshit.

I'm keeping it short. I don't have the background to articulate intelligently about the state of the world. Other than wars, starving children, and the violation of human rights, and more specifically individuals' rights, our world isn't so bad, is it? We are safe in our homes. We are free, and have equal opportunity to make our lives even better.

This sums up the mentality of most, but some of us may actually be AWAKE!, and realise what is coming our way.

Nonetheless, educate, or at least inform yourself of what is happening under our noses and behind closed doors. Piles of bullshit embeded in 'evil', evil meaning 'bullshit', is taking place in world politics without our knowledge. It is all being done in 'stealth' Alex Jones.

Forget the NBA, NFL, NHL, or MLB for a moment and take a look at http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/, or Alex Jones' "ENDGAME".

Be 'Smart'! You owe your family the knowledge, if not yourself. What you do with this knowledge is the tough part!

Safety Dance

Who dares do the 'safety dance'?

"You can dance if you want to"

The 'safety dance' is safe, like crossing the street at 2 am. There are infinite versions of the 'safety dance', but all share a common theme; they are all safe. 'Men Without Hats' are pioneers in the evolution of dance. Their breakthrough into the music scene was unique and safe. The 'safety dance' introduced the world to a new, original, and very safe dance. Spinning in circles and flailing your hands in the air like a jackass, demonstrated safety immaculately!

"Safety dance, oh safety dance"


SAFE DANCE






UNSAFE DANCE












SAFETY DANCE SAMPLE (from supreme idiot)

Here Comes the Rooster

Part 1

The red rooster stares aimlessly into your eyes
It tilts it's head to observe the features of your face
It notices you are not appealing in the world of roosters
You approach with care, only to realize the hate is deep

The rooster is red, red like a pair of red socks
The rooster bobs it's head as if to say, " I am a red rooster! Look at me bob my head"
The rooster is unemotional, like Hillary Clinton
The rooster is mean like the winds of a hurricane

Here comes the rooster!

Part 2

The rooster has taken claim over my space. It tacticaly circles and bobs it's head purposefully to showcase it's percieved superiority over me. I clench my jaw and fists as to prepare for an attack..... peck, punch.... peck, punch.... the stupid rooster is defeated! Peace is reclaimed. The red rooster is dead!

Cats and Carnies

Storm Trooper's Playlist

"Hungry not only for bread"- but hungry for love. Naked not only for clothing- but naked for human dignity and respect. Homeless not only for want of a room of bricks- but homeless because of rejection.

Mother Teresa

The Playlist

'Broken'- Lifehouse
'Thief'- Our Lady Peace
'Jesus of Suburbia'- Green Day
'Breakdown' - Guns 'n' Roses
'Mayonaise' - Smashing Pumpkins
'Amazing' - Aerosmith
'Beauty' - Shaye


"The light at the end of the tunnel may be you"

Aerosmith

Little Bad Boy

Diamond In The Rough

Her eyes spoke a million words
Stories of the world she knew, and of hopes her heart held close
I know of the walls that pushed against her shoulders
And the hands of fear that blocked the warmth of the sun
She climbed trees to peek at how big the world really was
Only to see no one was there to catch her when the winds blew heavy
She held on tight to what she could
She did not fall

If she could, she would
Change the beat in the hearts of those she loves
If she could, she would not
Destroy the hearts of those who forgot to love

Her eyes speak a million words
Stories of the world she knows, and of dreams she holds close to her heart
She knows of the walls she has climbed and have broken down
And the hands of fear she will push away
Climb that tree!
I will be there to catch you
Hold on to me
It's okay to fall

If I could, I would
Take away all she has seen and did not feel
If I could, I would not
Change that Diamond in the rough

Theatre Time!

To be successful in the world of theatre, you must be able to control the hundreds of individual muscles on your face. Being able to convince your audience you are a wanker, dweeb, moron or schmuck wad, is a clear indication you are ready for the bright lights of either, Hollywood or your local clinic!

The 'Neutral' lookThe 'Straight Jacket'The 'I Need A Toilet Now'The 'Say No To Drugs'The 'Amphibian'

For more insight on how to master the art of idiocy, simply imagine you are eight years young with little sense of pride, shame, or purpose! Good luck and enjoy!

Shoulders Of Orion

Nexus 6 replicant 'Roy Batty', is like no other fictional character on film. He mirrors an array of complex human emotions masterfully! More importantly, he exemplifies and symbolizes the wonderous capabilities of the mysterious human soul.

I saw bits of the movie on local television stations when I was a young wank, but never knew of its title. I never thought much of it, and actually thought it to be dark and dull.

On New Years Eve 1992, I decided to stay home and 'chill'. I was seventeen at the time. I watched the countdown on television and gorged on food my mom prepared earlier that evening. After gaining four pounds, I sat on the couch to allow blood to readily flow back to my brain. I focused on my breathing as I was being suffocated by eggplant and beef.

Before 'coma' took over, I noticed a familiar movie playing. It was ironically calming, yet intense. I was hooked!

To make a semi-long story short, the next to the last scene was quite unexpected. The honesty and rawness of Roy Battey's character was real and spoke volumes.

It is arguementitively the most moving scene on film, according to me of course!

No other movie has left quite a lasting impression on me.

Since then, 'Bladerunner (director's cut)' has yet to be bumped from the top of my 'favourite movies' list!

Myrtle Beach Trip 2008

Pittsburgh Penguins Commercial

Wankers

Wondering who I am referring to? Actually it's a group of people. Mind you, I do have to be careful! We are labeled sometimes immature when we are quick to judge others. Nonetheless, there is no justification for evil .

The wankers I speak of were arrested earlier today, and should be put away for a long time. What is an appropriate sentence for adults who destroy the innocence of children? The answer should not be debatable.

What about the genetic and environmental arguement? It's been suggested we be understanding of those who are 'predisposed' to inflict harm on others through no fault of their own. How evolved we are to have mercy on those who make gross errors in judgement!

It's a tough call, I guess?? I know what I would do!

Regardless of what punishment is given, there will always be trash to repeat the cycle.

The Punisher

A close friend of mine is manager of a fast food restaurant. Sometime last year he dealt with a raccoon problem in the disposal area. His methods were questionable. The torturing of the raccoon became a sport to him, a sort of twisted pleasure. Here is my response.




Born to the world is the little creature. His innate behaviour, he has no control of. His hunger prompts him to search for fuel to sustain himself. He revels in joy when he plays with others, and basks in satisfaction when he is strong again.

The little raccoon also greives, fears, and experiences pain, emotions and sensations we ourselves try to escape. Yet there is a punisher who chooses not the high road. He is energized and is 'excited' by the little creature's crippling fear and pain as he strikes it with an iron rod, and douses it with unbearable scolding hot water.

"I want to burn him, I want to soak him in lighter fluid, light him on fire and burn him alive! I want to KILL him."

The little raccoon is then spat at. A giant ball of saliva and flem is catapulted from the punishers gaping mouth, saturating the face of the helpless creature. The little raccoon lowers his head and acccepts the abuse unleashed upon him.

An unknown cruelty hidden in the depths of the punisher is revealed. He is the punisher who chooses not the high road. The unnecessary display of violence could have been avoided with simple thought. Once again, simple thought!

There is a disturbing yearning to see the creature trapped and helpless. It presents a situation of unbalanced power where dark thirsts for suffering can be quenched. The little raccoon is scared. Over and over again he absorbs the punishing blows unleashed by the punisher.

"I'm hungry, my search was only for food. Yet, I found a cruelty I thought did not exist. Please don't strike me with the steel rod, it hurts alot. Death is my thought. I know my life is in your hands now. You are bigger, stronger, and much more INTELLIGENT than I. If you choose to take my life, please let me look into your eyes for the last time, so my last memory will be of the one who brought to me, suffering and death". These are the words of the little raccoon.

Prevent the raccoons from getting in, and all is well. 'Violence to stop violence, not violence for the sake of violence'. See you on the flipside, little raccoon!

Monkey Corner

Monster Under My Hotel Bed

Going to New York in a few days. Booked a hotel room at the Eastgate Towers. After viewing several photos of the hotel, kind of got the creeps. Building looks old and haunted. Looks like the building was an apartment complex before being converted to a hotel. I assume there is a lot of history in these old New York buildings. Don't know what happened in any of these rooms. Just don't want to get caught in a vortex of 4th dimension activity.