Stephen Harper (New World Order/ Bilderberg Group)

What a pile of horse shit. I saw the latest television ad for the PC party. It did nothing but confirm the truth of the stupidity that is the world of politics. The fools who volunteered or were paid to lie or improvise on national television were pathetic at best. Harpers melo-dramatic playboy pose and superficial grin was equally moronic.

Everything is FIXED! Your votes mean nothing and never will. Politics is an adult version of playground bullshit.

I'm keeping it short. I don't have the background to articulate intelligently about the state of the world. Other than wars, starving children, and the violation of human rights, and more specifically individuals' rights, our world isn't so bad, is it? We are safe in our homes. We are free, and have equal opportunity to make our lives even better.

This sums up the mentality of most, but some of us may actually be AWAKE!, and realise what is coming our way.

Nonetheless, educate, or at least inform yourself of what is happening under our noses and behind closed doors. Piles of bullshit embeded in 'evil', evil meaning 'bullshit', is taking place in world politics without our knowledge. It is all being done in 'stealth' Alex Jones.

Forget the NBA, NFL, NHL, or MLB for a moment and take a look at http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/, or Alex Jones' "ENDGAME".

Be 'Smart'! You owe your family the knowledge, if not yourself. What you do with this knowledge is the tough part!

Safety Dance

Who dares do the 'safety dance'?

"You can dance if you want to"

The 'safety dance' is safe, like crossing the street at 2 am. There are infinite versions of the 'safety dance', but all share a common theme; they are all safe. 'Men Without Hats' are pioneers in the evolution of dance. Their breakthrough into the music scene was unique and safe. The 'safety dance' introduced the world to a new, original, and very safe dance. Spinning in circles and flailing your hands in the air like a jackass, demonstrated safety immaculately!

"Safety dance, oh safety dance"


SAFE DANCE






UNSAFE DANCE












SAFETY DANCE SAMPLE (from supreme idiot)

Here Comes the Rooster

Part 1

The red rooster stares aimlessly into your eyes
It tilts it's head to observe the features of your face
It notices you are not appealing in the world of roosters
You approach with care, only to realize the hate is deep

The rooster is red, red like a pair of red socks
The rooster bobs it's head as if to say, " I am a red rooster! Look at me bob my head"
The rooster is unemotional, like Hillary Clinton
The rooster is mean like the winds of a hurricane

Here comes the rooster!

Part 2

The rooster has taken claim over my space. It tacticaly circles and bobs it's head purposefully to showcase it's percieved superiority over me. I clench my jaw and fists as to prepare for an attack..... peck, punch.... peck, punch.... the stupid rooster is defeated! Peace is reclaimed. The red rooster is dead!

Cats and Carnies

Storm Trooper's Playlist

"Hungry not only for bread"- but hungry for love. Naked not only for clothing- but naked for human dignity and respect. Homeless not only for want of a room of bricks- but homeless because of rejection.

Mother Teresa

The Playlist

'Broken'- Lifehouse
'Thief'- Our Lady Peace
'Jesus of Suburbia'- Green Day
'Breakdown' - Guns 'n' Roses
'Mayonaise' - Smashing Pumpkins
'Amazing' - Aerosmith
'Beauty' - Shaye


"The light at the end of the tunnel may be you"

Aerosmith

Little Bad Boy

Diamond In The Rough

Her eyes spoke a million words
Stories of the world she knew, and of hopes her heart held close
I know of the walls that pushed against her shoulders
And the hands of fear that blocked the warmth of the sun
She climbed trees to peek at how big the world really was
Only to see no one was there to catch her when the winds blew heavy
She held on tight to what she could
She did not fall

If she could, she would
Change the beat in the hearts of those she loves
If she could, she would not
Destroy the hearts of those who forgot to love

Her eyes speak a million words
Stories of the world she knows, and of dreams she holds close to her heart
She knows of the walls she has climbed and have broken down
And the hands of fear she will push away
Climb that tree!
I will be there to catch you
Hold on to me
It's okay to fall

If I could, I would
Take away all she has seen and did not feel
If I could, I would not
Change that Diamond in the rough

Theatre Time!

To be successful in the world of theatre, you must be able to control the hundreds of individual muscles on your face. Being able to convince your audience you are a wanker, dweeb, moron or schmuck wad, is a clear indication you are ready for the bright lights of either, Hollywood or your local clinic!

The 'Neutral' lookThe 'Straight Jacket'The 'I Need A Toilet Now'The 'Say No To Drugs'The 'Amphibian'

For more insight on how to master the art of idiocy, simply imagine you are eight years young with little sense of pride, shame, or purpose! Good luck and enjoy!

Shoulders Of Orion

Nexus 6 replicant 'Roy Batty', is like no other fictional character on film. He mirrors an array of complex human emotions masterfully! More importantly, he exemplifies and symbolizes the wonderous capabilities of the mysterious human soul.

I saw bits of the movie on local television stations when I was a young wank, but never knew of its title. I never thought much of it, and actually thought it to be dark and dull.

On New Years Eve 1992, I decided to stay home and 'chill'. I was seventeen at the time. I watched the countdown on television and gorged on food my mom prepared earlier that evening. After gaining four pounds, I sat on the couch to allow blood to readily flow back to my brain. I focused on my breathing as I was being suffocated by eggplant and beef.

Before 'coma' took over, I noticed a familiar movie playing. It was ironically calming, yet intense. I was hooked!

To make a semi-long story short, the next to the last scene was quite unexpected. The honesty and rawness of Roy Battey's character was real and spoke volumes.

It is arguementitively the most moving scene on film, according to me of course!

No other movie has left quite a lasting impression on me.

Since then, 'Bladerunner (director's cut)' has yet to be bumped from the top of my 'favourite movies' list!

Myrtle Beach Trip 2008